Published by Bloomsbury

There is something really rather wonderful about this book. It is not, though a book for those of a nervous disposition.

An alphabet of sorts. A list of rather unlucky children, perhaps, then again it is a compendium of children who through want of a little care and attention, come to  grief.

This is I suppose a rather macabre volume – however, I deal with all sorts of  small children on a daily basis, and am regularly surprised how they survive…often there doesn’t seem to be much attention given to them as they crawl out of our store, towards the escalators…

I wonder what Gorey would think. Perhaps there is a second volume out there…

A is for AMY who fell down the stairs

B is for BASIL assaulted by bears

C is for CLARA who wasted away

D is for DESMOND thrown out of a sleigh

E is for ERNEST who choked on a peach

F is for FANNY sucked dry by a leach

G is for GEORGE smothered under a rug

H is for HECTOR done in by a thug

I is for IDA who drowned in a lake

J is for JAMES who took lye by mistake

K is for KATE who was struck by an axe

L is for LEO who swallowed some tacks

M is for MAUD who was swept out to sea

N is for NEVILLE who died of ennui

O is for OLIVE run through with an awl

P is for PRUE trampled flat in a brawl

Q is for QUENTIN who sank in a mire

R is for RHODA consumed by a fire

S is for SUSAN who perished of fits

T is for TITUS who flew into bits

U is for UNA who slipped down a drain

V is for VICTOR squashed under a train

W is for WINNIE embedded in ice

X is for XERXES devoured by mice

Y is for YORICK whose head was knocked in

Z is for ZILLAH who drank too much gin

 

 

 

Inventive, fun and a good cautionary tale for parent’s of curious children…

I particularly like the demise of Xerxes…

Though written out here in full, it is worth the small expenditure to buy a copy so it can be read without hindrance.

I may produce a modern version…I must put my mind to it one day…

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